Monday, December 23, 2013

Episode Spotlight: "Tourist Attraction" (12/23/1963)

"TOURIST ATTRACTION"Season 1, Episode 13Originally aired 12/23/1963

After the disappointingly monster-free The Outer Limits followed up with an attempted return to form with an episode featuring a gloriously grotesque and wonderfully-realized creature. It didn't come from the Black Lagoon, exactly, but it may as well have.

Arrogant rich white guy John Dexter stumbles upon --- and captures --- a large aquatic creature in the waters of the Republic of San Blas. Working with a local university, Dexter has the creature placed on ice while he arranges to transport it back to the US. The tyrannical General Juan Mercurio, San Blas' current dictator, is having none of it: the discovery is sure to draw the world's eye and make his upcoming World's Fair a resounding success. He names the creature after himself (Ichthyosaurus Mercurius), declares it a national treasure and installs an armed guard to "protect" it.

The creature possesses porpoise-like ultrasonic communicative abilities, which it is using to emit a homing signal, presumably to others of its own kind. Dexter disarms the guard and attempts to smuggle the creature out of the country; however, his plan is foiled by the appearance of more Ichthys, rising out of the water to rescue their lost companion. Dexter panics and releases the creature, which promptly returns to the water with its kin. The Ichthys then concentrate their ultrasonic powers on destroying the nearby Mercurio Dam, causing a devastating flood. Among the resultant dead is General Mercurio.


"Tourist Attraction" is screenwriter DEAN RIESNER's only contribution to The Outer Limits; he's probably best remembered as co-writing a few of the Dirty Harry movies in the 70's and 80's; classic horror fans may be interested to know that Riesner was married for six years to Malia Nurmi, better known as late-night TV personality Vampira. According to David J. Schow in his Outer Limits Companion, series producer Joseph Stefano offered Riesner a second crack at writing an episode, an offer which he refused (considering the slogging and unoriginal work he turned in here, that's almost certainly a blessing).

LASLO BENEDEK returns to direct the action (he helmed earlier this season, and he'll return for "Wolf 359" in season two), while JOHN NICKOLAUS directs the photography. There is some decent underwater stuff, to be sure, but otherwise the episode isn't terribly imaginative in its staging or photography. However, we get LOTS of those amazing Ichthys on display, so it's hard to complain much.

I think we can all agree that Dexter is a total dick, particularly in his callous treatment of his girlfriend Lynn and shipmate/marine biologist Tom (in all fairness, however, Tom and Lynn's mutual flirting is pretty blatant, so some of that dickishness may be justified). Dexter's brusque bravado is satisfyingly undercut when he pisses himself with fear as the Ichthys charge toward him in act four (okay, there's no indication that he actually pisses himself, but I like to think he does). His subsequent reconciliation with Lynn (pathetic though it may be) effectively completes a character arc (cursory though it may be), something we don't see a lot of on The Outer Limits (we're more used to psychologically skewed characters with unresolved issues). I'm not suggesting that Dexter's character arc is in any way satisfying on a dramatic level, I'm just pointing out that the arc is technically there. Do I give the episode an extra point for this? I can't decide.

I'm absolutely going to dock a point, however, for the embarrassing ethnic stereotypes assigned to guard the Ichthy. You know, Paco and Mario. Of course they get drunk and fuck things up. Of course they do. Because that's the kind of thing Colombians do. You can't see me right now, but I'm typing harder than usual and rolling my eyes with disgust.

I'm also docking a point for the episode's uncomfortable similarity to Universal's 1954 classic Creature from the Black Lagoon. This is certainly not the only time The Outer Limits will, um, borrow story material (the fourth act of is straight out of The Day the Earth Stood Still; the nefarious plot in strongly evokes The Manchurian Candidate; features an alien threat very similar to the one depicted in Invasion of the Body Snatchers; "Specimen: Unknown" cribs from The Day of the Triffids, etc.), but this is probably the most blatant example. On the whole, "Tourist Attraction" doesn't feel much like an Outer Limits episode at all; it would seem more at home on a double bill with any number of late-50's Universal films (The Deadly Mantis, The Monolith Monsters, etc).

I don't think I'm bursting any bubbles by stating that the episode's sole attraction is the Ichthy itself. Big, bulbous and bug-eyed, it's one of the series' most elaborate creature creations (I'm reminded of the Thetan from ; interestingly, both creatures share similar eyes and skin texture). This isn't just a man-in-a-rubber-suit deal: the Ichthy is a grand achievement in creature design. It doesn't matter that it's heavy and slow moving: if this thing was crawling toward me, I'd be pissing myself right alongside Dexter.

The sight of the Ichthys surfacing in the lake and climbing up onto the shore is truly a glorious sight (call it a visual strength in numbers; imagine a herd of Thetans disjointedly galloping toward the camera!). Their awkwardness is part of the success of the sequence; creatures of that build would almost certainly have difficulty walking on land. This is the scene we've waiting nearly an hour for and, if it doesn't quite make up for the three second-rate acts that precede it, it comes damned close.

I like the "Old Gods" connection, the idea that the Ichthys are actually prehistoric denizens of the San Blas waters that have thus far evaded extinction. So many of the series' monsters are either extraterrestrial in origin or lab creations; it's refreshing to see something natural and earthbound (yet essentially unknown to modern society) doing the scaring and rampaging for a change. It was assumed that the Creature from the Black Lagoon was either the last of its kind or some kind of mutation (or both); the Ichthys here have apparently been propagating throughout the centuriesunless the four seen in the episode are actually centuries old (which is a distinct possibility:the captured Ichthy's spear wound miraculously heals itself, so perhaps these critters have life-prolonging regenerative powers). I prefer to think that they've been gleefully reproducing for ages; along those lines, I would've loved to see a pint-sized Ichthy, maybe riding on its mother's back or something, an indication that their kind will indeed continue on. Yeah, I know, it sounds goofy. Sue me.


"Tourist Attraction" features an original score by Robert Van Eps; this is the only first season episode scored by someone other than Dominic Frontiere. Frontiere does contribute one cue, "The Creature Wakes"which is actually "Building Terror" from his score for No, really, they're the same. It's not an alternate take of the other, or a re-orchestrated variation. Don't believe me?Check this out:

See? Identical (well, "The Creature Wakes" has some Van Eps spliced onto the end of it, but the Frontiere part is the same, bit for bit, as "Building Terror"). Unfortunately, the reuse of the Frontiere cue is the highlight of the "Tourist Attraction" score. It sounds like music from a second-rate action or monster flick, with some "exotic" flourishes thrown in to evoke the Colombian locale. The atypical music possesses none of the mystery and resonance of Frontiere's work, further rendering the episode an ill fit within the series.

The inferior score by Mr. Van Eps sticks out like a sore thumb on the TOL soundtrack collection but, happily, it doesn't detract from the brilliance of the Frontiere scores. will get you a copy of this excellent three-disc set from . And yes, both "The Creature Wakes" and "Building Terror" are present, listed separately but most definitely the same exact goddamned cue.


RALPH MEEKER stars as John Dexter in his only TOL appearance. His resume doesn't have much in the way of sci-fi/fantasy/horror, but he did grace four episodes of Alfred Hitchcock Presents. He played Mickey Spillane's Mike Hammer in one of my favorite film noirs of all time, 1955's Kiss Me Deadly, which also starred TOL alums Wesley Addy ("The Brain of Colonel Barham") and James McCallion ().

HENRY SILVA stands out as Gen. Juan Mercurio in the first of two Outer Limits appearances; he'll come back in just two weeks for "The Mice," where he'll be much more likable than he is here. Silva's association with Daystar Productions began when he appeared in "The Weapons Man" on Stoney Burke; he also appeared in the aforementioned The Manchurian Candidate in 1962. He played Princess Ardala's sidekick Kane in the pilot episode of TV's Buck Rogers in the 25th Century in 1979 (a role that was taken over thereafter by Michael Ansara, who we'll see in the season two TOL episode "Soldier" along with Tim O'Conner, a two-time TOL alum).

WILLARD SAGE appears as an unnamed reporter. We first saw him three weeks ago in and we'll see him again in "Production and Decay of Strange Particles" in April.

Mario is played by HENRY DELGADO (aka Henry Darrow), who probably got the part because Daystar Productions had already used him in the "Point of Entry" episode of Stoney Burke. PAUL STADER (last seen as the Ebonite Guard in ) is on hand inside one of the Ichthy suits. But really, it's a pretty thorough makeup, so he's barely recognizable. Inhabiting another Ichthy suit is BILL HART, who will also appear in next week's "The Zanti Misfits," as well as "Fun and Games" in March. Hart was a regular on Stoney Burke (he played Lorenzo "Red" Smith).



"Tourist Attraction" splashed into the home video market in two distinct VHS editions: first, the standard retail edition and, later, Columbia House's Collector's Edition series (in which it shared tape space with ). All 24 Columbia House volumes have the same cover; note that "Tourist Attraction" is one of the four episodes depicted.

If you were one of those elitist LaserDisc collector types, you would've found "Tourist Attraction" on the fourth and final LD volume, which was released in 1995. You probably bought all four volumes, fully believing that the entire series would get released, only to watch the format get superseded by .

DVD, the LaserDisc killer! "Tourist Attraction" went digital in 2002 when the entire first season was released on DVD. This set was split in half for a re-release in 2007 (the first sixteen episodes, including "Tourist Attraction," were in the first volume). Finally, the entire series was released as one omnibus package in 2008. Obsessive collectors needn't bother tracking down all three DVD iterations, unless packaging variations float your boat: the discs in all three sets are identical. No new content, no new transfers, no new special features, nothin'.

It's the 21st century, and streaming is well on its way to becoming the standard delivery method for films and TV shows. You'll find the entire Outer Limits run, included, available to stream for free over at . You cannot, however, stream it to your TV or mobile device . yet. Computers only, gang.


Topps allocated an impressive five cards to the Ichthy in their Monsters from Outer Limits trading card set in 1964. Since Topps only had rights to the images but not the storylines, they had to essentially create new back-stories for every TOL monster and alien they used. The Ichthy became "The Sea Beast" and, as you can see, was colored a pinkish flesh tone. I'm pretty sure it's a law that all fish or amphibian-based monsters must be green, so I'm not sure what the hell Topps was thinking (in all fairness, the actual suit was pinkish in spots, so they weren't completely wrong).


Happy, the Japanese follow the rules (Godzilla, for example). Their X-Plus vinyl figure is gloriously green and quite nicely sculpted (it looks a bit lean, though; the actual Ichthys are plumper and even more bug-eyed). It supposedly has a hinged jaw feature that allows its mouth to open and close (though I'm not sure it ever completely closes in the episode; still a cool touch). But does this collectible actually exist? As far as I can tell, it was never actually released in early 2013 as planned, and many websites have it listed as cancelled. still has it listed as "coming soon"; however, they keep moving the release date out a week at a time... so I dunno. I really hope this Ichthy does in fact surface (ha!), as I'd love to add it to my collection. I'm keeping a vigilant watch, and I'll holler if it in fact it becomes available.

offer a pretty impressive Ichthy model kit, sculpted by Ken Ito. It's super-accurate (it actually looks like there's a person inside the suit; look at those legs!), and it even comes with a replica of the little statue found on Mercurio's desk. If you've got model-assembling and painting chops, he can be yours for .

Ito assembled and painted one for , and it's beautiful. Check it out:

The Ichthy was prominently featured in one of Milton Bradley's Outer Limits jigsaw puzzles in 1964. There's also a parasite from "The Invisibles" there in the foreground.


It's more than a bit deflating that a creature as awesome as the Ichthy is attached to a by-the-numbers, highly derivative script. "Tourist Attraction" could've been something great; as it stands, however, it emerges as a belly-flop in shallow water. This may explain why it was the fourth episode produced, but the thirteenth to air.
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