Friday, August 23, 2013

Issue #19August 6, 2013North Republic Industries



THE INDUSTRY STANDARD IS OUR FORBES




Well as you may know recently much talk has been about our economy and the government and the people are trying to figure out some new policies and some new things to do in order to circulate money and to get the economy back up and expanding. Well because of this businessman Lewis and Daniel, though the idea of having a regional Forbes might just help the economy some. So he went and created The Industry Standard, which is now out and finished and will be updated about every month or so, should time allow it. In the Industry Standard ranks and rates businesses, companies, rich people and all that jazz. It includes the overall top companies, newspapers, law firms, banks, and gambling. And Well are we pleased to tell you all that The Messenger ranked number 2 in top newspapers! And North Republic Industries was able to be ranked number 1. This spells good things for our company, not only that but it is the wish that The Industry Standard might try and help businesses to get active and get going, but it might only play a small part in the big picture.



WE HAVE SOAPS!!!



That's right, first ever and new, North Republic Industries launched the Soap Opera Broadcasting Corporation. Finally the people of the region have soaps to enjoy their lives with much like their grandmas. The soap idea is new and unique to the region and helps to bring in new ideas and flair to the market. So far SOBC has three airing series, The Old and The Young which is supposed to be about family, live, work and all that, Downtown Order which is about mafia, crime, and all that, then The Unknown Truth which is supposed to be based on actual events between Lewis and Daniel and Obito and others. They also have two series being planed to air which are The Doctor and Elli and All in the Kingdom. Already a couple of people have brought soaps and seem to like them. However a vast majority of people have yet to try them out with their low prices. What will happen to the market if people won't even buy soaps?



THE GOVERNMENT'S BEING SUED!



That's right Lewis and Daniel recently brought up a case against the government because he wasn't paid for his work for all his various jobs that he's done while he was in government. I suppose that without a pension he needs the government to pay what it said it would all that time ago. He is suing the government, specifically the Department of the Treasury for $4327 which includes $3700 in the base amount that should have been paid to him and $627 in interest for holding his money so long and compensation of his loss. The case is underway and once again the Court has decided to number the case #002, how many more times will it do the same? Is the court destined to forever be at case #002? Why does it do this? Does it like to confuse people? Like the number 2? The world may never know. Anyways this type of case has never been done before but if it is successful will this be a turning point with people from old suing the government for which they should have been paid? It has been updated with a verdict however Justice Lelvona has said that this is void and something will have to happen. It is unsure as to where this will take the court or the case. PARTY CONFUSION IS HERE TO STAY!



I Couldn't Really Find Good Pictures For This Article, So You Got This



That's right! Party confusion has been deemed a mandatory element by the Government, so passed and put into effect. By this new law the Conservative Party also wishing to spruce up their image changed their name to the Imperial Democratic Party, not to be confused with the Free Democratic Party, which is liberal. A little later Mikanada formed the Imperial Party not to be confused with the Imperial Democratic Party. Additionally Sethanon Drakan left the Affiliated Independent Party, which seems to be falling, to form the Pizza Party to be confused with the Pizza Party that is being held tomorrow. As you can see most parties have adapted the mandatory confusion law, even if it be for different reasons. However the Republican Party has not adapted to this new law and it seems to be falling as well. What will happen to the Republican Party, the Affiliated Independents, and all the other parties that are out there?



NORTH REPUBLIC INDUSTRIES UPDATE!!!



Recently CEO of North Republic Industries updated it's job board and has more open positions for hire including writers and editors for The Messenger and The Messenger's Scout. As well as writers for the Soap Opera Broadcasting Corporation and lawyers for the Galley-Law Company. CEO Lewis and Daniel is hoping that new employees will get NRI even higher that it already is and at a high out put. He also hopes that this will limit the number of NEETs on our streets and help to improve the economy. However so far no one has applied for the new listings.

Also CEO Lewis and Daniel after a meeting with its Children companies decided to make a faithful push and join the Stock Exchange. 17,400 shares were opened to the public, CEO Lewis and Daniel keeping 62% of the Company shares to himself. The shares are currently going for $1 each which may rise in the coming time. The CEO also stated his plan for the Board of Directors which would be made of him, owners of children companies, and then the top 3 share holders after himself. The CEO is hoping that this will bring new found interest into company and help make it an even better one.



CULTURE/OPINION/GOOD ANIME SECTION - SUMMERTIME EDITION!



Hello, Hello, Hello we are once again back for another addition to my favorite section. Remember that the names of the new ones are links to MyAnimeList were you can find more information, Synopsis, reviews, average score, Voice Actors, and more! Also I would be happy to talk about any series or movie that you might want to discuss. Also I have found out about a new anime site. Once again I shall list the names of those I have done. Also Lewis and Daniel is always happy to talk about anime with you. Or if you need to know some anime sites just ask! This time you will also be getting a Summer time edition! Why because with summer coming round you might just have more time to spend watching anime and reading manga not just short ones either. Also we have a couple new anime watching fans out there. We will keep up with these Summertime Editions for a while, while the summer and anime always stay in our heart.

Spice and Wolf

Nodame Cantabile

Code Geass

School Rumble

Honey and Clover

Clannad

Great Teacher Onizuka

Eden of the East

Kimi ni Todoke

Mushishi

Ah My Goddess

Full Metal Panic

Trigun

Kino's Journey

ef - a tale of memories

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

Toradora

K-On!

One Piece

Guin Saga

Sekirei

Rec

Glass Mask (2005)

Durarara!!

Cowboy Bebop

Angel Beats!

Usagi Drop

Itazura na Kiss

Kobato.

Ouran High School Host Club

Princess Jellyfish

Genshiken

Hanasaku Iroha

Skip Beat!

Kids on the Slope

Eureka Seven

Death Note

Black Lagoon

One Outs

Princess Tutu



Now, I don't normally do this but how about some more ecchi anime? One with a good plot as well? How about Sekirei. Or Maybe you want some music to lighten your time? How about K-on! Maybe one to calm the soul? Then look no further than Natsume Yuujinchou. Maybe your more of a si-fi kind of guy? Then How about Psycho-Pass? Maybe you want to learn more about Free States? Then how about one set in Brazil? Then Michiko to Hatchin is what you want.



You want a movie that will touch your heart strings and make you cry for days on end while also being so beautiful? Then 5 Centimeters Per Second might just be want you want. Or maybe one of my favorites Howl's Moving Castle. Or maybe Wolf Children?



One new manga which seems good is Oresama Teacher.



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This ends Issue #19 of The Messenger. We have come a long way because of your support! We thank you for reading and hope that you will read the issues to come. And Thanks to all of you who have said that The Messenger is better that the Imperial Tabloids it means a lot, and we hope that you will continue this support forever and always. We are right now the #2 News out there!

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